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Work Chat: I Would Do Anything For Love (Part 2)

  • Me: "Sometimes going all the way is just the start" Is it ever explained why he's running from the cops?
  • Tom: Because he's a badass? No, I really don't think so
  • Me: Awesome
  • Tom: Perhaps he made a mistake and did 'that', which gave him his point of reference (being chased by the cops) to not want to do 'that' anymore. I have no personal experience, but it is my clear understanding that being chased by the cops is not a good experience
  • Me: LMAO Why is he running through the forest when he has a motorcycle? Why are there girls licking her? SO MANY QUESTIONS
  • Tom: I'm telling you, she's the one to party with. Girls are licking her, she's requesting to be hosed down with 'holy water' (whatever that is, but it can't be innocent at all..)
  • Me: She's also horrible at lip syncing
  • Tom: OK, I'm listening to the song, I can't take holding out anymore. Iremembered that he was intense, but forgot he was THIS intense. Right from the first sentence you know he's all in. ...He needs to clean his candle holders. There is wax everywhere. Sheesh.
  • Me: LOL! Seriously, that is a fire hazard.
  • Tom: Not so sure that's the first thing on his mind ;)
  • Me: I agree
  • Tom: He's primarily focused on what he'll do vs not do. The eternal battle of 'anything' vs 'that'. I can dig it.
  • Me: I think he's overthinking it.
  • Tom: Could you blame him for being a bit concerned about his situation though? he has cops chasing him, a fire hazard in his home, his woman is being pinned down and licked by other women - and she's all afraid he's gonna do 'that'.
  • Me: I dunno... he must have done something to end up in that situation. He has a horrible taste in women. She's going to be like the girl in the Key of Awesome Call Me Maybe video "Tag! You're my boyfriend! My name is Carly! I let you watch me while I'm bathing. I writhe around in lots of covers, please spray me down with holy water."
  • Tom: ha ha ha ha. They should have worked that into the parody video.
  • Me: "Now light some candles, feel free to spank me, and watch these girls as they start to lick me."
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  • 11 months ago
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