Work Chat: I Would Do Anything For Love (Part 3)

  • Tom: Demand they play Meatloaf at the wedding. That would be pretty boss.
  • Me: OMG THEY HAVE TO! OMG WHAT IF THEY LET ME SING IT?! I WOULD CRAP MY PANTS.
  • Tom: That might kind of detract from the performance a bit, but it would be a great story.
  • Me: I'll have to wear a diaper under my bridesmaids dress.
  • Tom: Quote of the day, there lol
  • Me: I mean, Lisa Rinna wears one, so it's cool, right?
  • Tom: Now that song is in my head
  • Me: Embrace it!
  • Tom: Yeah, screw it, I'll go for it
  • Me: Let the cool, sweet melodies of Meatloaf rock your face off!
  • Tom: Rocking your face off might be less embarrassing than crapping your pants. Though it is totally understandable, this song is *THAT* intense.
  • Me: LMAO!!!
  • Tom: The question is which part of the song you're going to sing? Are you Meatloaf or are you going to get hosed down with holy water?
  • Me: I'm Meatloaf! Fuck that freaky chick. I don't want to be associated with that debauchery.
  • Tom: ha ha ha

Work Chat: I Would Do Anything For Love (Part 2)

  • Me: "Sometimes going all the way is just the start" Is it ever explained why he's running from the cops?
  • Tom: Because he's a badass? No, I really don't think so
  • Me: Awesome
  • Tom: Perhaps he made a mistake and did 'that', which gave him his point of reference (being chased by the cops) to not want to do 'that' anymore. I have no personal experience, but it is my clear understanding that being chased by the cops is not a good experience
  • Me: LMAO Why is he running through the forest when he has a motorcycle? Why are there girls licking her? SO MANY QUESTIONS
  • Tom: I'm telling you, she's the one to party with. Girls are licking her, she's requesting to be hosed down with 'holy water' (whatever that is, but it can't be innocent at all..)
  • Me: She's also horrible at lip syncing
  • Tom: OK, I'm listening to the song, I can't take holding out anymore. Iremembered that he was intense, but forgot he was THIS intense. Right from the first sentence you know he's all in. ...He needs to clean his candle holders. There is wax everywhere. Sheesh.
  • Me: LOL! Seriously, that is a fire hazard.
  • Tom: Not so sure that's the first thing on his mind ;)
  • Me: I agree
  • Tom: He's primarily focused on what he'll do vs not do. The eternal battle of 'anything' vs 'that'. I can dig it.
  • Me: I think he's overthinking it.
  • Tom: Could you blame him for being a bit concerned about his situation though? he has cops chasing him, a fire hazard in his home, his woman is being pinned down and licked by other women - and she's all afraid he's gonna do 'that'.
  • Me: I dunno... he must have done something to end up in that situation. He has a horrible taste in women. She's going to be like the girl in the Key of Awesome Call Me Maybe video "Tag! You're my boyfriend! My name is Carly! I let you watch me while I'm bathing. I writhe around in lots of covers, please spray me down with holy water."
  • Tom: ha ha ha ha. They should have worked that into the parody video.
  • Me: "Now light some candles, feel free to spank me, and watch these girls as they start to lick me."

Work Chat: I Would Do Anything For Love

  • Me: I'm currently listening to the 10 min version of "I Would Do Anything For Love". Or at least trying to. It keeps cutting out.
  • Tom: He should release a sequel, called "I Did Everything For Love, and Then I Did That, and That, and Even.....That.... My Bad"
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man oh man oh man I found a 12 minute one.
  • Tom: I wonder if they use the extra 2 minutes to describe just exactly what the hell he's about to do for some love.
  • Me: So far it's a lot of piano playing. And drums. 2 minute musical intro.
  • Tom: Gotcha
  • Me: Oh, there is a musical break in the middle, too. There's something to be said about the efficiency of the 5 minute version
  • Tom: lol

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